Dunno donger full#

View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin. Is it completely sealed from the outside world? Is there no way in or out?' He asks the genie, 'Before I make my wish, I'd like to know about that dome. The New Zealander looks at the Aussie, then at the genie. I want to keep Australia sealed off from all the wretches out there.' 'I'd like for there to be a dome over the entirety of Australia, so that no outsiders could get in and no Aussies can get out.

The Aussie thinks for a bit and looks at the New Zealand man. I would like to wish for the seas to be fore'er filled with fish, so that myself and me sons will always be able to make a livin'. My father was a fisherman, as was 'is father before 'im, and 'is father's father before. The Scotsman speaks up and says 'Ye know, I'm a fisherman. They come across a genie's bottle and the genie agrees to grant them each a wish, since all three of them found it and the genie only grants three wishes. One was a Scotsman, one an Aussie, and the other a New Zealander. Three guys were walking down a beach one day. That reminds me of a joke - apologies if it offends or if you've all heard it before. 'Like trying to put a marshmellow in a coin slot' (sex after a few too 'Like throwing a sausage down a hallway' (a bad root) 'Going off like a frog in a sock.' (try to picture this one) 'Make mine an unleaded.' (I'll have a light beer) 'Does the Pope tuck his shirt in with a wooden spoon?' 'Does a Koala shit in a gum tree and wipe his ass on a Cockatoo?' 'I'd be up her like a rat up a drain pipe.' 'Wouldn't know if someone was up him sideways with an armful of deck 'If I had a head like yours I'd circumcise it.' 'Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.' 'I wish his dad had settled for a blow job.' 'He thinks his shit don' stink, but his farts give him away.' 'An arse like two pigs fighting in a sugar bag.' 'She's been hit with the fugley stick too many times.' 'He's got a face like a cat licking shit off a thistle.' 'Mate, shes as rough as a pigs breakfast.' 'He wouldn't go two rounds with a revolving door.' 'You've got a head like a half-eaten pastie.' 'So tight that he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him.' 'I'll kick your bum till your nose bleeds!' 'About as useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking competition.'

Dunno donger full#

'Couldn't organise a fuck in a brothel with a fist full of fifties.' 'Couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dog's arse.' 'Couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground.' 'If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave it's arse and make it 'Pull your lip over your head and swallow!' 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.' 'So stupid that he wouldn't know a tram was up him 'til the bell rang!' 'He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock.' 'May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.' 'He had a head on him like a sucked mango.' 'She had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.' 'You must be the world's only living brain donor.' 'Not enough brains to give himself a headache!' 'I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.' 'I was driving the porcelain bus this morning.' 'The turtle is poking his head out for a look' 'There's a brown dog barking at the back door.' 'Have to hang a brown bear in the porcelain cave.' 'It was like giving birth to Kim Beasly.' 'Shake hands with the wife's best friend.' 'I'm dying for a piss so bad I can taste it.' 'I'm as dry as a bulls bum going up a hill backwards.' 'So hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck.' 'I could eat the arse out of a rag doll through a cane chair.' 'So hungry I'd eat a shit sandwich, only I don't like bread.' 'I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.' 'I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper's undies.'